Tail Chasing Optimization

Big News! We've seen huge success in our tail chasing endeavors due to advancements in augmented flexibility. This new found tool allows our canines to run in a tighter circle, enabling more rotations per minute and vastly decreasing the time it takes wear a circle in the yard.

Following these new advancements, we are expecting an increase of 5-10x more tail chasing sessions across our workforce. We do acknowledge the additional strain this is putting on lawns; luckily the flexibility company is subsidizing sod purchases made through the end of the year.

At this rate, we believe that we'll be able to catch our tails even sooner than expected. More to come on that front soon.